"CIBAI" by Microsoft SHOCK THE WORLD!!

JAVA? already out of date!!

Oh my god!! Just recently, i read an article that say Microsoft came out with a new java product. This is a very great thing to happen for those programmer and IT researcher to come out with a new program that can benefit the whole world, but to us, people from MALAYSIA and SINGAPORE should know very clearly what is the meaning of this word --->CIBAI .


In case you don’t know why this is so bad, you have to understand Malaysian or Singaporean slang. ‘Cibai’ is a slang term for a woman’s vagina.

The equivalent in English of ‘cibai’ would be ‘cunt’, or ‘pussy’.

‘Cibai’ is a a Chinese dialect (specifically, Hokkien) term for vagina, and ‘Cibai’ remains the most popular spelling. Other variations include ‘chee bye’, ‘chibai’, or ‘ji bai’. ‘Cibai’ can also be used as the equivalent of ‘damn’! or ‘fuck!’, as it is also used as an exclamation if someone is angry or upset. It also can be used with adjectives, eg ‘Chau cibai’ basically means ’smelly cunt’. There’s also the 6 hit combo ‘Kan Ni Neh Chau Ci Bai’ (aka KNNCCB) term that is quite popular that means " f**k your mom's smelly pussy".

OMG!! the world's really need to learn some hokkien from our malaysian and singaporean!!

How can i say..haih..in short, this is the worst name that you can think of to named your software product!!

If you are interested and have

a wide knowledge in IT, you will sure this big name---->FRANCESCO LOGOZZO ...he is one of the best researcher in Microsoft! but worst come to the worst...he is the one who named his produt as CIBAI!! LOL

After i read what he said in microsoft website, i really feel i gonna laugh till burst! !!wakakakaka!!!

He says:"We introduce Cibai a generic static analyzer based on abstract interpretation for the modular analysis and verification of Java classes. We present the abstract semantics and the underlying abstract domain, a combination of an aliasing analysis and octagons.

We discuss some implementation issues, and we compare Cibai with similar tools, showing how Cibai achieves a higher level of automation and precision while having comparable performances."

NOW ...latest product from microsoft!!!proudly introduce to you...

CIBAI!!

Official Explanation from the Microsoft Researcher who developed CIBAI, Francesco Logozzo: “This is an old project I made when I was at university. I do not maintain it anymore, and the name stands for “Class Invariants By Abstract Interpretation” (CIBAI) “.


GOSH!!! HERE ARE SOME OF THE EVIDENCE!!



For more information, please visit:
http://research.microsoft.com/apps/pubs/default.aspx?id=78035