DUDE!! BOOBIES AND TITIES WILL MAKE YOU REGRET!!

Long time no see everyone! Due to exam stresses and also dragon boat training lately, i had abandon my blog for a long long time.

Recently, i receive some videos from my friends...really crazy videos. OH GOD!! PLEASE DON DO THIS AT HOME! You will know why i say this after u watch the video later.

BOOBIES? TITTIES? THOSE GUYS WHO ARE TOO HORNY PLEASE!! LEARN FROM THIS!!

We need to understand that what we see is always not what we will get! It always go oppositely with what we want it to be. There are this one video in the net that show us a very good example...a guy was caught naked and show his DICK on the computer screen while chatting with " chick ". MSN is not the right place for you guys to do those things. Especially come to this " video call".

Have you guys watch "chicks gone crazy"?? I can confirm that what you will see later is really much more crazy than this! This really is DUDE GONE CRAZY!!







AND ALSO..DONT GET CHEATED BY BIG TITIES!! IT HAVE GREAT POTENTIAL TO BE FAKE !!

BUT...for those small tits girls who wanted to grow some tities..CHECK THIS OUT!! REALLY BENEFICIAL TO ALL OF YOU GIRLS!!

"CIBAI" by Microsoft SHOCK THE WORLD!!

JAVA? already out of date!!

Oh my god!! Just recently, i read an article that say Microsoft came out with a new java product. This is a very great thing to happen for those programmer and IT researcher to come out with a new program that can benefit the whole world, but to us, people from MALAYSIA and SINGAPORE should know very clearly what is the meaning of this word --->CIBAI .


In case you don’t know why this is so bad, you have to understand Malaysian or Singaporean slang. ‘Cibai’ is a slang term for a woman’s vagina.

The equivalent in English of ‘cibai’ would be ‘cunt’, or ‘pussy’.

‘Cibai’ is a a Chinese dialect (specifically, Hokkien) term for vagina, and ‘Cibai’ remains the most popular spelling. Other variations include ‘chee bye’, ‘chibai’, or ‘ji bai’. ‘Cibai’ can also be used as the equivalent of ‘damn’! or ‘fuck!’, as it is also used as an exclamation if someone is angry or upset. It also can be used with adjectives, eg ‘Chau cibai’ basically means ’smelly cunt’. There’s also the 6 hit combo ‘Kan Ni Neh Chau Ci Bai’ (aka KNNCCB) term that is quite popular that means " f**k your mom's smelly pussy".

OMG!! the world's really need to learn some hokkien from our malaysian and singaporean!!

How can i say..haih..in short, this is the worst name that you can think of to named your software product!!

If you are interested and have

a wide knowledge in IT, you will sure this big name---->FRANCESCO LOGOZZO ...he is one of the best researcher in Microsoft! but worst come to the worst...he is the one who named his produt as CIBAI!! LOL

After i read what he said in microsoft website, i really feel i gonna laugh till burst! !!wakakakaka!!!

He says:"We introduce Cibai a generic static analyzer based on abstract interpretation for the modular analysis and verification of Java classes. We present the abstract semantics and the underlying abstract domain, a combination of an aliasing analysis and octagons.

We discuss some implementation issues, and we compare Cibai with similar tools, showing how Cibai achieves a higher level of automation and precision while having comparable performances."

NOW ...latest product from microsoft!!!proudly introduce to you...

CIBAI!!

Official Explanation from the Microsoft Researcher who developed CIBAI, Francesco Logozzo: “This is an old project I made when I was at university. I do not maintain it anymore, and the name stands for “Class Invariants By Abstract Interpretation” (CIBAI) “.


GOSH!!! HERE ARE SOME OF THE EVIDENCE!!



For more information, please visit:
http://research.microsoft.com/apps/pubs/default.aspx?id=78035

A'FAMOSA

It has been a long time i abandon my blog. Last weekend, me and ling went to A'FAMOSA to spent our weekend. Ling very happy at the beginning, but unfortunately, she knocked her head on the slide! So pity her..after she came back, she had fever and headache. So pity:(..but we still have a wonderful "honeymoon" trip at there. Tired but we really enjoyed ourselves that day.

END OF DAY 3

SORRY for the promise i made last time. Now, i decided to update my slimming progress every 2 days because i found out that the difference are not too obvious if i update it daily. On the 3rd day of the program, beside than controlling my diet, i being more concentrate on my back. You can see the difference of my back compare with previous picture( day zero ).






If anyone have the intention to slim down, then the person really need to have a very strong mentality. For a person that similar to me, ( puts on more than 15kg of fats) and have the intention to slim back, PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP !! I BELIEVE YOUR HARD WORK WONT BE WASTED!!

END OF DAY 1

Just finish the first day of my slimming program. everything goes not as fluent as i think. By the way, it is just the first day...i will work harder!!

DAY 1

START FROM 'ZERO'

After being obese for more than 2 years, finally i realize that i cant stand to this situation anymore. My leg already cant stand my body weight. After i compare myself now with 2 years ago, i realize i should start doing something and cant let this situation getting worst.

My wife suggested to me that i should keep fit from now on. She had planned a dieting program for me. This whole painful program will take time for 1 month start from now. I will update my blog everyday about my dieting progress.

Actually i get this inspiration to update my progress on net from ADAM WATER. You can search for this big name in the net....i decided to follow his foot step....

left pic: 2 years ago right pic: current

Stay tune for more picture and my progression.......

Surprise for me!!

On Sunday, i felt super boring..long time didn't exercise, i ask my dear wife weather wan go out for a swim at MBMB swimming pool. Different from normal, she straight away say yes! but she don wan to swim. She say she wan go for shopping with her bossy roommate because had been a long time she didn't go for shopping.

Just like normal, me, clement and kevin went swimming. Two of the girls went shopping. After we finish swimming, i call her to ask where she is, but she purposely don want to answer..then 3 of us decide to go for window shopping in DP since clement says he wants to choose birthday present for his dad upcoming birthday. 5 of us finally met up infront of ADIDAS outlet in DP. We are so hungry! do not waste any time, we decide to eat at WONGKOK.


























KEVIN REALLY EATS LIKE A MAD DOG!!!



After dinner, we walk back to the car. guess what i saw? A PRESENT especially for me! lol....damn surprise!! IT is a MONEY BELT from DEUTER!! wow!! i snap a photo of it from the shop 1 month ago, but now, it is already tied on my waist!! AMAZING!! thank you a lot ling ... LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

1 MONTH AGO...

NOW!!

PERGI SING K at KOTAK MIMPI > (dream box)

Hahaha..DREAM BOX? In malay, we call it "kotak mimpi". Sure a lot malay will be curious..how come a person can sing song while inside the dream..lol..MAYBE can lah..but whatever it is, DREAM BOX still a famous place for song lover in MELAKA to lepak...hahaha..i get the meaning now!! dream box is a place for those people to make their dream come true..TO BE A SINGER!!..wakaka

last weekend..me and ling together with housemate decide to try the feeling of being one of those " cap ayam" singer..not bad huh..lol..can sing..NO NO NO..is shout until no voice..

zhen tao, kevin and clement..nice pose!

me and ling

ling and wein yi

lalalalalala...nanananana..

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the only way to shut her up is...KISS HER!!
just joking..lol..love you baby

Long time no see everyone!!

Nearly 1 month since my last post been published.Too many assignment and midterm test i need to do and attend. FRUSTRATED!!! ARGH!!!

Allright..start with after the midterm break. GUESS what?? my wife and her bossy roommate came back. i brought along mr. clemy to have our first dinner after the midterm break. ZEN is the name of the restaurant. The food there something like the foods in SECRET RECIPE. LOL...of course!! ZEN also under SECRET RECIPE!! How stupid am i..HAHA!! the price of the food really not match with the taste!! If the food expensive but can make me happy i don mind..but, the taste just normal..cheh!!...PLEASE HIRE PROFESSIONAL CHEF LA!!!

By the way, i still feel very happy that day because finally my wife back from JB to MELAKA..lol

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me of the day!!

my fried rice..looks great?

me and my fried rice..i looks happy?look next...

cheh....



our drinks!!



me and my dunno what coffee ice>i call it kopi peng


whoa!!good!!

my wife's spaghetti


ling and her gigantic portion of spaghetti


hope she can finish it..lol

clement and wein yi



wein yi and her cake



clement and his food

seems like a lot of vege..lol

TAADAHHH....me and ah ling..MUAH!!